It does its business on the toilet or it gets the hose again.
Some so-called experts would have you believe that it is impossible to potty-train a koala bear.
They are wrong.
I have successfully trained over one dozen koala bears to use the commode for their eliminatory functions.
If you’re tired of diapering your koala bear
(and certainly you’re tired of pooper-scoopering your koala bear)
go to my website: freedomfromfreeshittingkoalas.com
and see how I learned one simple secret that released me from the drudge of koala shit cleanup
and launched me on the path to problem-free koala care.
Except for the exorbitant cost of Eucalyptus leaves.
But you’re on your own there.
