My great-great-great grandfather used to say that if you don’t get the respect you deserve, you just rip it out of their goddamned hands. And if they don’t have it in their hands to begin with, you respect them, then take it away.
Because that hurts.
Now this is the part where everyone gets nervous I’m gonna say something about slaves. But y’all can relax.
SLAVES!
Just kidding.
Where was I? Respect. Yes, sometimes you’ve got to take it.


