How about “stop raping people, because it isn’t cool.”
Umm… no. That’s so not what we’re going for that it’s almost what we’re going for. Think pop culture. Think snarkiness.
“Stop being so mean? Stop smoking with your kids in the car?”
It’s getting worse. Here. Three, right off the top of my head. “Don’t Stop Believing.” “Stop or My Mom Will Shoot.” “Stop Defacing Stop Signs.”
I don’t get it. What’s “Stop or my Mom Will Shoot?”
It’s a movie starring Sylvester Stallone and Estelle Getty. It’s total crap. And thus perfect.
And aren’t you defacing a stop sign when you stencil “Defacing Stop Signs” under the stop on a stop sign?
Why did you come to ironic stencil workshop? Was it because relaxed-fit stonewashed jeans appreciation workshop was full?
They have one of those?
No. But if I was able to convince the continuing education folks that people would sign up for Ironic Stenciling, you could probably get one started.
Stop getting my hopes up.
See? That’s great. Or “Stop Dragging My Heart Around.” That would work too.
When do we get to yield signs? I’ve got a good one. How about “Yield or my Mom Will Shoot”?
You’re not ready for yield signs. You’re no-fucking-where near ready for yield signs.
