I noticed in the preamble before the directions on the back of your box that you say, “Astroglide will enhance the pleasure for you and the ones you love to love.” While this may be true for a segment of the population, it completely ignores that group of people who are simply having sex with people they are attracted to, or perhaps, depending on their fantasies, people they are completely repulsed by, or people they despise. Therefore to assume that only people in love are using Astroglide to lubricate their coitus is not only unjust, but ill-advised in this day and age when every dollar counts. Here’s the edit that I propose: “Astroglide will enhance the pleasure for you and the ones you love to love, the ones you love to hate, as well as those you just met at a wedding who you want to fuck in the shower.”
