Stan Addresses His New League Team About His Blindness

Listen, sometimes I’m gonna roll gutter balls. I’m just gonna.

I’m blind, you assholes.

I can’t fucking see.

[Laughter. Beer drinking.]

Just don’t nobody do the thing where you pretend I get a strike when I didn’t.

That breaks me up.

[Unspilled tear.]

Now somebody put the goddamned ball in my hand

and point me to the pins.

What’s a blind guy gotta do to get a beer around here?

Jesus.

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