I haven’t ever been in any movies, or even been to Hollywood, or even been out of Kansas. And I’m no sex symbol, that’s for certain. You can’t love carpenter’s jeans and flannel shirts as much as I do and be a sex symbol.
Well, maybe you can, and maybe Miley Cyrus can, but I can’t.
No, I’m the Julie Newmar of Plainview, Kansas because there are persistent and completely unsubstantiated rumors circulating around here that I used to be a man, and that a Chinese doctor did plastic surgery to remove my Adam’s apple and give me boobs.
That’s why.
