1. I’m not putting latex on my skin!
2. What should I use instead? Foal skin? Baby goat skin? That’s horrible.
3. The smell reminds me of my father’s butcher shop; he was always having sex there.
4. It’s just more natural: peeling the skin off a baby animal and wrapping it around my junk.
5. If it was good enough for people hundreds of years ago, then it’s good enough for me.
