Hon, where's my baptism Powerpoint?
Hi, I have a question back here. Sorry. Two slides ago, it said that Jesus and the child do what? Was it become one forever? It was? Okay, thanks! I’m terrible watching the screen and taking notes.
When you say the flowing water represents the love of Jesus washing over my Godson, I find myself wondering, is that an endless waterfall or what? What I mean is, is it like the one at the mall? The one that flows forever without end. It’s over by the Tie Rack. Or is it just a waterfall this one Saturday morning in October, and then my Godson will be on his own?
If you could describe Original Sin as a film, what film would you choose?
What happens if we forget to bring the Candle of Life on the actual day of the baptism? Are there any extra Candle of Lifes that you guys have in the back? I mean, I put a reminder in my phone calendar, so we should be fine, but I’m just wondering.
My Godson—sorry, my soon-to-be Godson—he wants to go first. Is that cool? Oh, no, no, he didn’t actually tell me, he’s four months old. I can just tell. He’s upwardly mobile. And he fucking cries—oh my gosh, sorry, excuse me—he totally cries when he has to wait for anything.
Oh, that Esther
