I always thought I had wolf, turns out it's just coyote.
1. Is it possible to request, say, bacteria?
2. I don’t feel any chemistry with my spirit animal, is it okay to request a new one?
3. Does the animal have to be indigenous to our geography? Because if I want a gazelle, I’m totally fucked.
4. Should we advise our spirit animal or is it kind of a one-way street?
5. If my wife’s spirit animal is a cobra and mine is a mongoose, are we destined for a bloody divorce?
6. Will my child inherit my spirit animal? If I have more than one child may I select the one I wish to pass my spirit animal on to?
7. This is a little awkward, but is it possible for a man to love his spirit animal…you know what I mean?
8. What about carp or tuna? It just feels like this whole operation is a little mammal-centric. I’m just sayin.
