Yes Charlie, I’ve always said you could be whatever you wanted, but setting your sights on becoming a geisha may prove to be difficult.
For one, being that you’re an Irish Catholic boy won’t make it any easier breaking into Japanese society–not to mention this very nuanced and sophisticated subculture.
I guess I’d just want to know where you came up with this goal?
Of course. You know I said I’d support you in whatever you put your mind to.
Well this is different because traditionally geishas haven’t permitted men to join them. I assume you’re referring to the traditional geishas and not the prostitutes who simply dress up like them, albeit crudely.
How bout this? What is it about geishas that you like?
Well, I can get you some make-up, but you’re going to have to buy the kimono.
And if you want a Japanese friend, then you’ve got to get out there and make one.
What about the samurai?
No interest at all, huh.
That’s fine.
