“Sleep In Them, Party In Them… Then Wake Up And Bask In The Glory Of Them”
“Easy On For The Holidays, Easy Off For The Husband!”
“The Rock N’ Roll Of Cotton”
“Keep Eating That Queso—Your Jeans Will A-A-A-Always Fit!”
“Pajama Jeans: Let’s Not Make This More Awkward Than It Needs To Be”
“Depression—It Just Gets Softer”
“Keeping Texas Clothed!”
“They’re Called Pajama Jeans—What Else Do You Need To Know?”
“Pajama Jeans! Making Front-Seat Cocksucking Easier Since 2009”



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I have on several occasions witnessed people walking around in my local shopping center in actual flannel pajama bottoms as if they were pants to be worn in public.
Thousands of years of civilization, manners and enough self respect to at least dress yourself for life outside your own fetid hog waller seem to escape the vulgar hoards.
“Pajama Jeans- Soon to feature the new Mudflap!”