Another in our “Things I Probably Wouldn’t Have Time For If…” series:
“Things I Probably Wouldn’t Have Time For If… I Started A Silk Company In China”
Keeping up with my On Demand shows
Blogging about Tiananmen Square
Donating $5 every couple years to cancer foundations and feeling really good
Paying as much attention to my silk company in Thailand as I should
Taking my nephews to the park
Blending in with my coworkers
Calling back that bitch Miranda from my student loans company
Jerking off to the thought of that bitch Miranda judging me
Having daughters
Get back to work, motherfuckers
