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Hi! It’s the Onion. I’ve always appreciated your site, despite its miniscule following, because you did what you do, and not what other people do. What we do, for instance.
You’re better than this, Murky Fringe. You’re not that inane bullshit Borowitz Report. Please try to keep that in mind.
Oh hey! Sorry about that. Thanks for keeping us honest. Please consider the title changed to “I’m From West Plains, Indiana, And I Oppose Koala Abortions.” And the perspective of the piece would of course change to first person, i.e. “I found out that Speedy the Koala has had abortions and now I want her killed in public” and also “To hell with that backup reporter Dennis Benkins, my ex-husband.” And so on.
Thanks for the reminder, Fake News, and thanks for the little jab to our mouth. Taste of blood reminds us who we are.