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 I want to start by thanking all three of you for joining me in our quiet, clean room here at the Denver Hyatt, especially since the closing reception and Sockless Hop are about to start, and you’d probably rather be down there in the Grand Ballroom making bad decisions with any number of fascinating sandal specialists you’ve met these past three days at Open Toe 2011. Or maybe just you, Devin. Even though they didn’t hand out the free drink tickets this year because of the economic downturn, I know this final meat market of the convention is right up your alley, big man. You probably even wrangled little Dale here, your new buddy, into going with you. Sally, for all I know, you may have had a date with your new special someone.

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I think we can all agree there’s nothing worse than a mildly overweight bald guy crying.

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All right, breathe. Adjust the tie. Dale, since I can almost see you there on the edge of the bed, your glasses too big on your little nose, your kid-size cargo shorts riding up your thighs, I’ll start with you.   

That first night in the hotel bar, four or five Amaretto sours in, I tried to listen, Dale, as you told me all about your wife. BUY VALTREX NO PRESCRIPTION, The place was packed. People were getting their toes stepped on left and right. Which reminds me: did I tell you, Sally. I even saw some people leave and then return sporting the dreaded sandal-sock combination, VALTREX price, coupon. The SS. Not me though, BUY VALTREX NO PRESCRIPTION. My feet were safe in my loafers. Devin, you were down at the far end, talking to a six-foot blonde with fake boobs who looked like a man. Sally, you were back in the room, remember. You said you needed to call Flippity Headquarters and then wanted to turn in early, but we all saw the leftover bits of room-service cheeseburger in the trash. BUY VALTREX NO PRESCRIPTION, I wouldn’t have judged you, Sally, I hope you know that. I know you think maybe you could lose a few pounds, but that’s nonsense. You look great. I’ve always thought so. Ever since you first started interning with me in the marketing department at Flippity in the second quarter of 2006.

Anyway, Buy cheap VALTREX, we all could have used some comfort food that night. We had a long day setting up for the Sandal Fair, BUY VALTREX NO PRESCRIPTION. It might have been shorter, Devin, if you hadn’t kept slacking off and hitting on the Toe Jamz girl at the next table. Listen, I think all of us can agree she was pretty, easily good-looking enough to star in a Friday night sitcom, but it wasn’t the time or the place. And Devin, before you puff your chest out and say something you’re going to regret, ask yourself: Can I calmly take feedback from a fellow employee, even if he’s not my immediate supervisor. Can I work on my active listening skills in order to become not just a better representative of the company, but a better person, a better liver of life. I only say these things to you because I’m asking myself the same questions.      

BUY VALTREX NO PRESCRIPTION, Case in point, the other night, I should have listened to Dale better. Dale, you were on your third Cape Codder when you finally stopped watching Devin trying to get his groove on with the Amazon, no prescription VALTREX online, turned to me, and said something about someone trying to kill you.

“What?” I said. I was watching basketball on the TV over the bar, hoping that would catch the attention of an attractive black woman a few seats down. Was it racist to assume a tall black woman was a basketball fan. I don’t think so, but I don’t know. I’m not too good with people from other cultures, BUY VALTREX NO PRESCRIPTION. I’ve always wanted to be though.     

“My wife,” you said. “She tried to kill me.”

Like I said, I’ll admit, at first, I was only half listening. Denver’s team made a three-pointer and I cheered, hoping the woman was a Denver fan. Buying VALTREX online over the counter, She turned her back.

“Twice,” you said.

I figured I better start cheering for the other team, but I didn’t know who the other team was. BUY VALTREX NO PRESCRIPTION, What did CHA stand for. Charlottesville. Chattanooga. I called the bartender over to ask, but then remembered another question. “Do you guys serve Rocky Mountain Oysters here?” He shook his head and walked away. Which disappointed me, because I had seen a show about them on the Deep Fried America network and wanted to try them in the spirit of trying new things, taking risks, all that stuff.     

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“With a lawnmower, Rick,” you said. “The second time, discount VALTREX, she tried to kill me with a lawnmower.” At that, I swiveled to take you in, Dale, all 130 pounds of you. BUY VALTREX NO PRESCRIPTION, You looked like you were either about to cry or about to whip out a firearm and start shooting. “There I was,” you said, “pouring a Gatorade bottle full of weed killer over the cracks in our sidewalk, just like she asked, when she comes flying toward me with the push mower, and then – get a load of this, Rick – she picks the darn mower up, while it’s on, mind you, and swings it toward me like a baseball bat.” The black woman was glancing at me, but upon seeing what looked like a crazy townie trying to recreate a Wrestlemania chair bashing, VALTREX blogs, she promptly turned away again.

“Wait a minute,” I said. “While it was on. You’re shitting me.” I tried to look concerned, Dale, like I was squirming under the weight of all the pain of your life, but honestly, I didn’t feel a thing. I forced myself not to. Belinda never had the energy to swing a live lawnmower at me, BUY VALTREX NO PRESCRIPTION. But I didn’t tell you that, Dale. I was right on the cusp of saying something to you about her. I could feel it rising up inside me, this big bubble of Belinda, a smile stretched across her pale face just like the old days.

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God, what was that, six years ago. BUY VALTREX NO PRESCRIPTION, We got married in 2004, and it happened in 2005, so that’s about right. Dale, at the bar, I could almost see all that about Belinda, all those words floating out of my mouth, but then I turned away for a second, and they disappeared in the tangle of the black woman’s hair.

When I turned back to you, I have no idea how I looked. Whatever my face was doing, it sure as hell wiped the somber look off yours, Dale. You smiled and itched at your elbows, VALTREX recreational. “I’m not futzing with you,” you said. “The only reason I was able to roll away from those blades of death, if you will, is because I had on these bad boys, BUY VALTREX NO PRESCRIPTION. You pointed to your Jesus-sandaled feet. “The Flippity Chesters. Series 9. Best sandal we make. BUY VALTREX NO PRESCRIPTION, I love these things. They make me agile. Like a cat.” I took my first look at your milky white legs – it wouldn’t be my last – as you pinched your fingers into claws and scratched at the silk of my shirt. After you let a little meow slip out, you seemed to remember yourself. You backed away and downed the rest of your drink. “But the scars on my back healed, BUY VALTREX NO PRESCRIPTION. And I love her. I love her, Rick. She’s quite the kitten in bed, VALTREX pictures, if you get my drift. The sex is out of this world. BUY VALTREX NO PRESCRIPTION, I’m talking whips. Chains. Tazers. It’s interplanetary.” 

“Who’s talking about sex up in this bitch?” Devin, that’s when you came up behind us and threw your arms around our shoulders. Maybe you don’t remember because of how drunk you were. “Dale,” you said, “you dog, BUY VALTREX NO PRESCRIPTION. You hot diggity dawg. Let’s get you a shot. You wanna do a fucking shot. Buttery Nipple. BUY VALTREX NO PRESCRIPTION, Or Red Headed Slut. You look like more of a Red Headed Slut type of guy. Am I right. I’m right, aren’t I. Tell me you want to do a fucking shot. Say it, BUY VALTREX NO PRESCRIPTION. Say ‘I want to do a fucking shot, buy VALTREX no prescription, Big D!’”

“Dale doesn’t cuss, Devin,” I finally said, after five minutes of you, Devin, shouting in my ear and you, Dale, saying Um, well, yeah, and I don’t know in varying combinations, as if by waffling in the right order you could make Devin stop blowing his Jagermeister-breath in our faces. I was beginning to wonder if I shouldn’t have skipped out on that evening’s Open Toe 2010 keynote address by Richard Headley on the eventual comeback of the heel strap and the reemerging place of the sandal in our national consciousness.

The woman across the bar was lost to me now. I stared at her back and let the dream of watching basketball with her in the mountains die. Devin, Order VALTREX online c.o.d, you saw me staring and flashed your teeth. BUY VALTREX NO PRESCRIPTION, “Well, that’s fine,” you said, and at first I didn’t know if you were referring to the woman or to Dale not cussing. “That’s not that weird,” you said. “Not as weird as you, Rick, refusing to wear sandals even though you work for a fucking sandal company. You douche.” 

Now, in the interest of full disclosure, Devin, I have to tell you: I hated you so much right then. Why I prefer to keep my feet covered at all times – I even wear aqua socks during showers I take in the comfort of my own condominium – has always been my business. And working in the front office with respectful, professional people like Sally instead of out in the sales field like you and Dale, I’ve almost never had my choice of dress questioned, BUY VALTREX NO PRESCRIPTION. Well, maybe on Flippity Fridays for my first few months on the job, but not since then. So when you said that to me, I wanted to knock your whitewashed teeth out. I wanted to smear the cherries from my drink into your perfectly styled hair, VALTREX coupon. Of course, violence is not the answer, even if there was a time, back when I used to work out, when I could have taken you down. BUY VALTREX NO PRESCRIPTION, But I decided to take a different tack. “You’re lucky I’m not your direct boss, Devin,” I said. “But you can rest assured Lao is going to hear about your insubordination.”

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Which I still don’t believe, Devin, especially since when I woke up, you and Dale were in the same bed, even though I thought for sure you would try to sleep alone in hopes that Sally would come back and be forced to sleep next to you. I was the one who ended up sleeping alone, and I might as well admit it, Sally: right before I opened my eyes, I thought I felt a warmth next to my arm, and wondered if it was you, BUY VALTREX NO PRESCRIPTION. Purchase VALTREX online no prescription, It wasn’t the first time I’d imagined what it would feel like to wake up next to you. You probably don’t remember this, but about a year and a half ago, when we were working up the Power Point on that focus group of college kids – the ones who had tested out our new line of three-inch-thick shower sandals – we both picked the same color scheme for our slides. I still remember the name of the template: Calm Seas. Well, that struck me, Sally. BUY VALTREX NO PRESCRIPTION, I knew then that we were connected somehow, and even though I never said anything about it, I always liked you, if nothing else because of the way you looked me in the eye when you talked to me. Not a lot of people do that. Belinda told me it was because my eyes are so far apart. People don’t know where to focus, she said, and so they end up staring at the wide bridge of my nose, which, to me, makes it feel like everybody is looking straight through me like I’m some sort of robot. Just pick an eye, VALTREX price, damn it. I always want to say, BUY VALTREX NO PRESCRIPTION. Well, Sally, you never had a problem with that. Just like Belinda, you picked an eye. You focused on it.                

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“What?” you said, immediately defensive.  

“Nothing,” I said.   

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“Sweetheart,” said Devin to Tree Bark Hair, “you’ll be hippy, I mean happy to know that all our insoles are made from 100% dried granola.” 

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“No!” I shouted. People were starting to gather around the table. 

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If it wasn’t for you, Sally, where can i order VALTREX without prescription, bringing that sausage sandwich out of your purse and waving it in the dog’s face, I think little Skyler might have gnawed my feet off. But that did the trick. The dog let my feet alone and set his piranha teeth to work on the sausage, BUY VALTREX NO PRESCRIPTION. Then Tree Bark Hair snatched up both the dog and the sausage and disappeared into the crowd. 

And yes, that’s when I lost it, when I got up on a chair and cupped my hands to my mouth and shouted, “You people are disgusting. Put some goddamn shoes on!” But that wasn’t the worst of it. The worst was when I turned from the crowd and told the three of you that your lives were like the stupid sandals we sold: they didn’t matter.

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When you get home, you’ll probably get a call from Helen in HR, asking you about my outburst at the Sandal Fair. And you’ll have a choice. You can tell her I was way out of line. That I made damaging remarks about my company and my coworkers, BUY VALTREX NO PRESCRIPTION. That I have no business working at a place like Flippity-Do-Dah. 

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Jason Nemec's stories and poems have appeared in Meridian, Nimrod, Rattle, Switchback, storySouth, and various other magazines. He is a PhD student at the University of Cincinnati.

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