October 22, 2009
CONTRIBUTED BY PR GRIFFIS (Austin, TX) Ryan’s Steakhouse, Sandusky, OH Upon Entering After he fills his flask in the car, then pulls his pockets inside out at the register and asks the vaguely terrified sixteen-year-old cashier if she’d like to see an elephant (which I take as a sign that I am to pay for [...]
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October 15, 2009
CONTRIBUTED BY MAX LIEBERMAN (Tucson, AZ) The gun flashed into her hand like a knife—only this knife shot bullets, significantly increasing its effective range as a weapon. She was too far away for me to karate chop her wrist, and anyway that’s a trick that only works once. I knew my chances were slim… slim [...]
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