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David Patterson Better Stop Eye-Fucking Me

December 15, 2011

I’m guessing he’s gotten where he is because almost everybody is afraid to whip a blind man’s ass with his own cane. I am not almost everybody.

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Thom Yorke Better Stop Eye Fucking Me

November 5, 2011

  here in just a hot minute. Unless he wants me to open up a can of Four Loko-style whip-ass on him. You want that, Brocephus? I didn’t think so.

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Robert Creeley Better Stop Eye Fucking Me

October 22, 2011

  He can hide behind those goddamned goofy sunglasses and think he’s clever all he wants. I know he’s eye fucking me. And if he wants to remain the king of the kingdom of the blind, he better cut that shit out.

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Luis Borges Better Stop Eye Fucking Me

October 9, 2011
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