November 16, 2009
I’m sure you get this all the time, but my honey doesn’t taste right lately. Is that my fault or the bees? –Aftertaste in Ohio Yes, I’ve had this question before. About 47,000 times. But you’d know this if you actually read the column. If you say, I know you get this all the time, [...]
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November 10, 2009
Mao Reading horoscopes in the bathroom. Mao embarrassed by his mole. Mao alone on Thanksgiving, eating pudding with his fingers. Mao wearing rings in the dark. Mao with his mom at the store, running into his fifth-grade teacher. Mao’s friend Dominic not calling to sleep over. Mao screaming fucker! as he falls during double-dutch. Mao bad-mouthing [...]
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