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Interviews

The Murky Fringe Interviews the Terra Cotta Army

January 3, 2012

The Murky Fringe: Hey Terra Cotta Army. Howzit? And just, like, for a bit of housekeeping, do you prefer Terra Cotta hyphenated, or one word, or two words, or what? Terra Cotta Army: TMF: So, guys… you’re all guys, right? Except maybe the horses? Are some of the horses mares? I’ve only seen you from [...]

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The Murky Fringe Interviews The Defecated-Upon Cop Car From the OWS Protest

December 29, 2011

The Murky Fringe: So, is it safe to say… Shat-Upon NYPD Cruiser: Low point of my career? Absolutely. TMF: We’re so sorry for you. SUNYPDC: It wasn’t you who dropped trou and defecated on me. TMF: What’s it like to be used as a toilet? SUNYPDC: That’s not the part that bugs me. Whatever for [...]

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Word Association with Omar’s Scar

December 16, 2011

The Murky Fringe: Red Omar’s Scar: Riding Hood TMF: Shotgun OS: Omar TMF: Caddyshack OS: ??????? TMF: Cultural Agency OS: Pedagogy TMF: Sickle OS: Cell TMF: Production OS: Control TMF: The Game OS: Superbowl TMF: Scar OS: Lion King TMF: Face Scar OS: Scarface TMF: Disfigurement OS: Elephant Man TMF: Different OS: Strokes TMF: [...]

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Gabriel, Richard Gere’s Dead Gerbil

December 11, 2011

What surprised me most–and it was all a surprise–was the duct tape. It was a claustrophobic nightmare to say the least. I’m no prude, but there was no safety mechanism. One minute I’m running in that wheel, the next I’m suffocating. You don’t have time to think of the life you haven’t lived. You’re too [...]

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The Murky Fringe Interviews Your Gym Locker

November 14, 2011

The Murky Fringe: How do you manage? I’m mean, how do you come back to what you do day after day? Your Gym Locker: It’s hard, it is. The smells, obviously, the slamming. But I enjoy the atmosphere. I really do. TMF: The camaraderie? YGL: Yes. The camaraderie, the hijinx. It’s difficult to contextualize. TMF: I’m [...]

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The Murky Fringe Interviews Aron Ralston’s Severed Hand

August 16, 2011

The Murky Fringe: Hey, Aron Ralston’s Severed Hand. How’s it going? Aron Ralston’s Severed Hand: My friends–the ones who aren’t dicks, anyway–call me Righty. TMF: Okay, Righty. Righty: Or Mighty Righty. TMF: Okay, Mighty Righty. Mighty Righty: Sometimes, like when we’ve been partying for a couple of days? They call me Tighty-Whitey-Aphrodite-Righty. TMF: How about [...]

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The Murky Fringe Interviews Afroman (The Guy That Sang “Because I Got High”)

June 28, 2011

The Murky Fringe: Afroman. Sorry we had to lead off with the parenthesis. Just, you know. Afroman: It’s cool. People like to think of me as a one-hit wonder. I prefer to think of myself as either a one-hitter wonder or one really big hit. TMF: Right. Because of the marijuana. AM: Like, I’m talking [...]

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2nd Interview for a Sign Spinner

May 29, 2011

Great to see you again, Daniel. Have you been practicing? Nice spinning. Nice. Can put it around your back? Good. Flip it. Gotta keep practicing that one. And just a point. Just point to something. That window. Good. Come sit down. Do you know why we do this, Daniel? Yes, because it attracts attention for [...]

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The Murky Fringe Interviews the Ram that Odysseus Hid Under to Escape the Blinded Cyclops

May 22, 2011

The Murky Fringe: Did you know Odysseus before he used you to sneak out? Ram: Used? Let me tell you something about rams my friend: nobody uses a ram. The Murky Fringe: Wait, didn’t he say his name was Nobody? That was part of his trick. Ram: What? The Murky Fringe: He told the [...]

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The Murky Fringe Interviews Your Facebook Page

May 17, 2011

The Murky Fringe: Wow. Facebook page. You’ve really let yourself go. I seem to remember when you were decked out with witty banter, iPhone uploads of weird and/or unattractive people and photos from hiking trips and/or tropical vacays. Now you’re mostly crappy reposts of YouTube videos and that “Secret Revealed” shit. Not to mention all [...]

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The Devil Reflects on His Loss of Charlie Daniel’s Soul

May 4, 2011

Did it hurt losing in a fiddle-off? Of course it did. You don’t wake up thinking to yourself, “Is today the day I lose a Fiddle-Off to some guy named Charlie?” You think, “Should I start a war? Put enemies’ children in bed with each other?” You even think, “Will I make it back in [...]

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Murky Fringe Staff Argument About Whether To Cover News Of Bin Laden’s Death

May 2, 2011

Let’s do it. Do what? Bin Laden. Let’s cover the story. Oh come on. No way. Chrissakes. Tell me one good reason that we shouldn’t. Well I guess because we’re not journalists. That’s the first thing that occurs to me. Everything always occurs to you at such opportune times. I always sort of thought he [...]

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The Murky Fringe Interviews Luca

April 19, 2011

The Murky Fringe: So, Luca. Luca: Hi. The Murky Fringe: Holy shit! What happened to your face? Luca: You don’t know? How do you not know? The Murky Fringe: I’ve got to be honest with you, I’m only interviewing you because I ran into my high school ex on Facebook and she was always [...]

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The Murky Fringe Interviews San Francisco, Part I

March 31, 2011

The Murky Fringe: So, San Francisco. San Francisco: Hey. TMF: Would you mind not smoking that in here? I have asthma. And I’m in recovery. SF: I have a doctor’s note. And it’s not a drug, man. TMF: I don’t give a fuck. Just put it out. SF: Whatever. TMF: So, San Francisco. You’ve been [...]

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The MF Interviews Vincent VanGogh Ear Jokes

March 25, 2011

The Murky Fringe: Do you ever get tired of it all? Vincent Van Gogh Ear Jokes: Honestly, yes. Sometimes it’s just exhausting. TMF: How would your life be different if he, how can I put this, cut off something else? VVGEJ: We think about that all the time. Obviously, the nose would have been too [...]

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