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Me and James Arness: Searching For Festus at Whispering Pines

October 25, 2011

I spent the shittiest eight months of my life working at Whispering Pines Retirement Community. There were three tiers at Whispering Pines–the first being the one where the people are wearing track suits and have a pretty high degree of autonomy. They go for day trips to Fredricksburg, the outlet mall tour from San Marcos [...]

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Ask A Strip Club DJ

January 29, 2011

Dear Strip Club DJ: I can’t get my daughter to eat anything but hot dogs and french fries. Any suggestions on how I might broaden (and healthify, if that’s a word) her palate? Concerned in Catalina Dear Concerned: I like to start off the evening’s set simple. Straight-forward. Some AC/DC, some early Motley Crue. Around [...]

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The Murky Fringe Interviews Brendan Fraser–Holiday Edition

December 25, 2010

The Murky Fringe: Let me just begin by saying, I really admire your work. Brendan Fraser: Thanks so much. That’s very kind of you to say. TMF: You came to prominence in 2003′s instant holiday classic Elf, but you’d been acting for some time before that, yes? BF: Wait. Did you say Elf? TMF: I’ll [...]

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