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Questionable Musicals

Blood Meridian: The Musical

October 8, 2011

Opening Theme: Your Pa is a Drunkard, Your Sister’s Run Off, and You Killed Your Ma Upon Entering This World Shot in the Back by a Boatswain in New Orleans (Ain’t No Mardi Gras Around Here Today) Freedonia (A New Start!) Working in the Diphtheria Pesthouse (For the Weekend) The Judge’s Theme (Ladies and Gentlemen, [...]

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Just When You Thought My Life Couldn’t Possibly Get Worse, It Does: The Musical, Based on the Film Precious, Based on the Novel Push By Sapphire

April 23, 2011

Featuring the Songs: “New York in the Eighties: Not a White Hipster in Site” “You Think Your Life is Hard? It’s Not. Not Even A Little” “I Wish At Least One Aspect Of My Life Wasn’t Completely Shitty (One Day My Prince Will Come)” “Stolen Fried Chicken Is Twice As Tasty As Fried Chicken Paid [...]

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Moby Dick: The Made-For-TV-Movie: The Musical: The Murky Fringe Internal Political Upheaval

October 19, 2010

So. I feel like we’ve let this… what’s the word? Go on. We’ve let this go on long enough. Maybe a better way to say it would be “tried it out.” We tried it out, and… maybe it didn’t work. You’re telling me what to write. Absolutely not. That’s not what’s happening here. We’re asking. [...]

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