November 15, 2011
Hey pal, can we talk for a minute? No, you’re not in any trouble. Yes, I’m sure. Just, I was walking by your room earlier and I heard something that made me think we should chat, man-to-man. Well, that’s the phrase for it. I know I’m your mom. But until your dad decides to come [...]
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September 1, 2011
Dad, what’s he mean when he says “Understand I’m the Candyman, and I melt in your mouth, not in your hands”? Well, it’s not a one-to-one metaphor, but what do you think he means? That he’s a good kisser? Noo… I mean, what would hands have to do with kissing? Well, you know, like in [...]
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