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spirit animal

More Shaman Trash Talk

March 22, 2012

What’s that? You don’t think women can be shamans? How about I turn your dick into a mouse turd, and then we’ll talk about whether women can be shamans. Your medicine is weak sauce. Go sell it to the whites. Those dumb sons of bitches will buy anything. If my spirit bag was as droopy [...]

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Questions Regarding Spirit Animals

November 2, 2011

1. Is it possible to request, say, bacteria? 2. I don’t feel any chemistry with my spirit animal, is it okay to request a new one? 3. Does the animal have to be indigenous to our geography? Because if I want a gazelle, I’m totally fucked. 4. Should we advise our spirit animal or [...]

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Advice From Josh, Your Spirit Guide Animal

April 9, 2011

One of the most overlooked areas of the body when washing is between the toes. This goes also for when you’re drying off. Athlete’s foot doesn’t ever take a holiday. There isn’t a whole lot of difference between the store brand and the name brand, most of the time. But when it comes to deodorant, [...]

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