February 3, 2012
INT. MAGNUM MANSION Tom Selleck puts on his jacket and is leaving to go film at Blue Bloods. He catches sight of himself in the mirror. And his glorious mustache. MUSTACHE Where are you going, Tom? SELLECK To work, Mustache. To my acting job. MUSTACHE Oh, that’s fine. I think I’ll just stay here [...]
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October 27, 2011
You’re always talking about how I’m hogging the bed. No. We’re not discussing this. Do you know–just sheets alone–what this would cost us? And how, exactly, do you think we’d get it up the stairs? To say nothing of how little room we’d have in our bedroom. No. And this would be a solution to [...]
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