December 14, 2011
“Premium Cedar?” More like “Substandard Cedar.” I wonder what the Oxford Helix has to say about this? Ticonderogas are pretty great, for Made-In-Mexico pencils “Latex Free Eraser?” Hey, here’s a fiber-free apple. Because you just can’t say something like that without the proper, peer-reviewed assessment. General Pencil is just so much fucking better it’s not [...]
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December 8, 2011
No. Uh-uh. Absolutely not. No. Meth has not gotten a bad rap. Look, people are not supposed to be able to do anything for eighteen hours straight–drive a truck, frame a house, dance to repetitive music, whatever–so the fact that meth can make you capable of those things, well, that’s not a plus for it. [...]
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