Hugo Chavez Contest

PARAMETERS
1. Must involve you and Hugo Chavez and Thanksgiving.
2. Should not exceed 500 words.
DEADLINE
November 21, 2009
JUDGING
The contest will be judged by the editorial staff at The Murky Fringe. Three finalists will be announced Monday, November 23. The winning piece will be announced and posted Thursday, November 26, Thanksgiving.
PRIZE
A Murky Fringe hooded sweatshirt (hoody)* along with the respect of The Murky Fringe editorial staff. (This is really 2 prizes.)
SUBMISSION FEE
This contest is free.
HOW
Send contest entries to editor@themurkyfringe.com with Me and Hugo in the subject line.
THE WINNING SUBMISSION WILL BE POSTED ON NOVEMBER 26, 2009.
(Isn’t it time you made your parents proud?)
*Please do not ask to exchange the hoody for a turkey baster. If you don’t have a turkey baster by November 26, it’s already too late.


{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }
Hugo calls beets “bitos.” Yes it’s totally weird and I don’t know why he does it, but don’t laugh.
EVERYONE keeps emailing me to find out “Why don’t laugh?”
Because he’ll fucking KILL you, ok?