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Impromptu (Slightly Drunken) Speech at Scotch Brand Double-Sided Tape Celebration (1982)

May 14, 2012

We did it everybody. We fucking DID IT!! [raises can of Coors] I remember when those assholes at Elmer’s were like “Double-sided Tape? It’s called GLUE.” We showed them, didn’t we. We SHOWED THEM…the assholes… [deep drink of Coors] So what’s next everybody? Where are we going? Cause I’m going to the FUCKING MOON The [...]

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Dana Winslow Edits the Waffle-Skeet Society’s Mission Statement on Her Last Day as Secretary

May 14, 2010

The Waffle-Skeet Society, a broad-based collaborative community program in and around Bowling Green, OH, assists low-income families to help them practice marksmanship  and rifle responsibility through weapons instruction, through access to rifle ranges, and through instruction on the preparation and catapultization of waffles. Some WSS members develop positive self-esteem and clarify their values, while others [...]

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