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Rules for Stagecoach Passengers

May 23, 2010

1. Don’t name the horses. They already have names. Like Dutchess. And Ginger. And Phyllis. And Riley. 2. If we are chased by Indians, do NOT yell insults aimed at buffalo. 3. We do not carry gold. Please do not ask to see the gold. There is no gold. None at all. 4. No, we [...]

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My Brief Affair with a Lion Tamer

March 31, 2010

Our spot was the Best Western near the airport. Cliche, I know, but he insisted. Let’s stay out of the way, he said. You don’t really want to hurt your husband. He was right. We met at the Circus. After the show. He let me hold the chair while he whipped the air around the [...]

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Cowboy Orgies

November 29, 2009

People think orgies are all the same, but anyone who’s been to a cowboy orgy knows the difference. It’s not that they wear their boots or pretend to lasso things while they’re fucking. It’s a matter of tone–a subdued enthusiasm mixed with modesty and a genuine hospitality you won’t find back East. It’s rough mostly–that’s to [...]

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