February 9, 2010
Alandra already has a boyfriend back in Sao Paulo. I’m not ready to take on a second language. My grandmother hates Argentina, and she’ll never learn the difference. It might be interpreted as a sign of severe penile disfunction in her culture. Alandra already has a girlfriend back in Rio. I’m never going to love [...]
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November 9, 2009
1. Every handstand you hold for 5 seconds adds a year to your mother’s life. 2. Handstands make you smarter because they feed your brain more blood. Don’t you want to be smart like your brother Tyler? 3. If you can do a handstand whenever I ask you to—not using a wall to balance yourself—then [...]
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