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Confusion in a Wet Nurse Interview

January 7, 2010

Mother: And why did you leave your last job? Wet Nurse: My employer no longer needed my services. Mother: Why was that? Wet Nurse: Because the child no longer required breast milk. Mother: I see … and was that your decision or the mother’s? Wet Nurse: Hers, of course. Mother: And how old was the [...]

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Another Blind Date Driving Through the Tetons

November 2, 2009

“My mother’s from Montana.” “Oh really, what city?” [Please don't say the Tetons are named for big breasts.] “Billings. Why? Do you know Montana?” “A little. I went to horseback riding camp with someone from Dillon.” [Don't say Tetons and big breasts.] “I used to go more when I was little. We’d visit my Grandfather, [...]

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