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Rules for Stagecoach Passengers

May 23, 2010

1. Don’t name the horses. They already have names. Like Dutchess. And Ginger. And Phyllis. And Riley. 2. If we are chased by Indians, do NOT yell insults aimed at buffalo. 3. We do not carry gold. Please do not ask to see the gold. There is no gold. None at all. 4. No, we [...]

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Vision Quest Etiquette

November 4, 2009

When you draw the protective circle within which you will remain until your vision arrives, use a stick or an elk bone. Do not use your finger. Never taunt your vision quest, no matter how long it’s taking. Do not masturbate unless your vision encourages it, which is highly unlikely although not completely without precedent [...]

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