February 15, 2011
Andrew Jackson ordering appetizers and not sharing. Andrew Jackson buying his shoes one size larger well into his twenties. Andrew Jackson stealing toilet paper from the fitness center he seldom goes to. Andrew Jackson licking a mirror, his breath fogging the glass. Andrew Jackson repeating “Meriwether” until it becomes a string of meaningless syllables. Andrew [...]
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September 26, 2009
If you’re a waiter and the kid at the table is talking about fishing with dynamite, then don’t give him crayons for his placemat. You can give him the plastic cup with the lid–the kiddie cup–but wait until you bring out everyone’s drinks, and make sure it’s your last night or make sure you’re sleeping [...]
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