October 22, 2009
CONTRIBUTED BY PR GRIFFIS (Austin, TX) Ryan’s Steakhouse, Sandusky, OH Upon Entering After he fills his flask in the car, then pulls his pockets inside out at the register and asks the vaguely terrified sixteen-year-old cashier if she’d like to see an elephant (which I take as a sign that I am to pay for [...]
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September 16, 2009
How much do I love cinnamon buns? I love cinnamon buns so much that you couldn’t give me anything in trade for them. That’s not true. If you could send me back in time to the morning when my mother’s uncle ignored her after church because her parents (my grandpa was his brother) had just [...]
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