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That Moment When My Dog Trainer Puts a Pinch Collar on My Wrist to Show Me That It Won’t Hurt My Pug

February 10, 2010

“Ow!” “What?” “That hurt!” “No it didn’t. It’s just a little pinch.” “Don’t tell me how I feel!” “I’ve never had someone respond this way to the pinch collar.” “I think you should leave.” “The dog won’t mind it. Trust me. I’ve done this hundreds of times.” “Please leave. Now.” “Alright, but your dog needs [...]

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An Open Letter from the Family Dog Upon the Occasion of the Birth of Our Daughters

February 4, 2010

CONTRIBUTED BY JAMIE POISSANT (Cleveland, OH) People— Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Scooter, and I used to matter. In fact, I used to be kind of a big thing around here. Nights, I’d curl up in Mother’s lap, maybe get a scratch behind the ears. When I was a good boy, I [...]

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