March 27, 2010
1. He’s a sitting duck near the bocci ball court. 2. The character he’s playing is from Kansas City. 3. He always covers his crotch whether he’s in a wheelchair, a bathhouse, a tipi, or a carnival ride that specifically requires you to put your hands on the safety bar in your lap. 4. His [...]
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November 21, 2009
The John Tyler High School Jenga club again voted 7 to 4 against adopting “I’ll Tumble for Ya” as their anthem. Three Christmases ago I bumped my 12-year old niece as she was attempting to pull out her piece. The tower crashed. We won. I haven’t seen her since. When my husband was away on [...]
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