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Impromptu (Slightly Drunken) Speech at Scotch Brand Double-Sided Tape Celebration (1982)

May 14, 2012

We did it everybody. We fucking DID IT!! [raises can of Coors] I remember when those assholes at Elmer’s were like “Double-sided Tape? It’s called GLUE.” We showed them, didn’t we. We SHOWED THEM…the assholes… [deep drink of Coors] So what’s next everybody? Where are we going? Cause I’m going to the FUCKING MOON The [...]

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Mixed Messages: Glue Factory Worker

February 7, 2010

Dwayne was told by management not to ride his horse to work anymore. It was making the guys who stirred the vats really uncomfortable.

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