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How to Get 2 Walruses to Kiss

January 20, 2010

In their natural habitat: your guess is as good as mine. In captivity: Smear loads of grape jelly on their lips … and stand back. In transport to the zoo by way of hovercraft: not recommended. In space: walruses can’t breathe in space. In a boxing ring: again with the grape jelly. In South Dakota: [...]

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