October 9, 2010
The Murky Fringe: Soo… Chris Gaines: What? Is your tongue tripping over all the clever shit you want to ask me? The rhetorical questions under the disingenuous guise of honest journalistic inquiry? TMF: You’re really Garth Brooks, right? I mean, behind the contacts, the Emo rug, and the triangle of pubes glued to your lower [...]
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February 4, 2010
CONTRIBUTED BY JAMIE POISSANT (Cleveland, OH) People— Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Scooter, and I used to matter. In fact, I used to be kind of a big thing around here. Nights, I’d curl up in Mother’s lap, maybe get a scratch behind the ears. When I was a good boy, I [...]
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