March 30, 2010
You didn’t believe me when I told you that bears eat moths, that bears can fatten up on them. You told me that I was thinking of bees, that bears swat at bees as they eat honey. You made some joke likening bears eating moths to whales eating krill. It was the kind of joke [...]
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November 22, 2009
Well, my son, if putting honey in your ear so your burro can lick it out is the worst thing you’ve done, then you’re easily absolved. But you should no longer tempt your burro. Yes, Father. You are to say seven Hail Marys– Father? Yes? It was not my burro. Very well. Do not tempt [...]
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