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Unsuccessful Segues for Pawning off a Kitten (or a Box of Kittens)

November 26, 2010

But before your daughter died, did she like animals? Well, there are no atheists in fox holes, and that’s the truth, but you want to know the one thing I thought about more than my family? More than the life ahead of me? One thing. One small and innocent thing. Where was I when Noriega [...]

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One Last Attempt to Get Me Ballooning

November 7, 2009

My father thinks that he can get me to go in a hot air balloon by bringing a basket home and having me get used to it. Come on in, he says inside it. Feel the strength of the wicker. But I’m not afraid of the basket, I’m afraid of falling out. He puts things [...]

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