October 30, 2010
No, Carl. It’s just not right. Why? Can you tell me why? I mean, you and all your friends are always going on about clean energy and renewable energy, and in case you haven’t noticed we’ve got a goddamned obesity problem–hell, a diabeetus problem in this country, and plus people pay money to go to [...]
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November 10, 2009
Mao Reading horoscopes in the bathroom. Mao embarrassed by his mole. Mao alone on Thanksgiving, eating pudding with his fingers. Mao wearing rings in the dark. Mao with his mom at the store, running into his fifth-grade teacher. Mao’s friend Dominic not calling to sleep over. Mao screaming fucker! as he falls during double-dutch. Mao bad-mouthing [...]
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