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Failed US Dairy Council Ad Slogans

September 10, 2011

Milk: The Dutch Are Like “Fuck A Mustache.” Milk: What the Hell Else Are You Going To Drink? Milk: If You Don’t Drink It, The Terrorists Win. Milk: Because Otherwise, Your Father Might Really Be Your Father. Milk: It’s Basically a Mixture of Mucus and Blood. No, Seriously. Milk: Hitler Hated It. Milk: If You [...]

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Steaming

January 21, 2010

He hates wasting milk. That’s the first thing Andre tells me before the cafe opens. We are behind the espresso machine. He’s wearing a red apron and I forgot mine, forgot that I had to bring my own on my first day of training. He’s not pleased. “Are you going to forget when Lou-from-next-d00r brings [...]

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The Milkman

October 12, 2009

To some extent we all feared the milkman. Even my father, who’d fought Franco’s men, would wait until the white truck was down the block before he’d get our bottles off the front step. And our milkman wasn’t mean, not like an old teacher you avoided at the grocery store or a dentist with foul [...]

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