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A Jellyfish Parent Speaks

February 27, 2011

I’m not looking forward to the day when I have to answer my daughter’s question about what humans do when we sting them. She thinks they die, which is not unheard of. But it’s gonna break her heart when she finds out they pee on each other to relieve the pain. It’s disheartening, and it’s [...]

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Slogans My Grandpa Came Up With For His Retirement Community T-Shirts

February 1, 2010

“Damn, Son. Save It for the Bed Pan.” “That’s So Nursing Home!” “What’s Up Your Sleeve? [front] Besides Kleenex. [back]“ “I Don’t Square Dance.” “Remember Coolidge?” “Get Your Peaches Outta My Jello!” “Still Waiting On a Thank-You Note.” “My Walker Ain’t Got Tennis Balls.” “Leaving Everything to My Mistress.”

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