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Another Awkward Eulogy

June 24, 2010

I’ll always remember the first piece of advice Grandpa Bill gave me. “Always make sure the guys you’re with wear a rubber,” he said. “You don’t know what kind of women they might have been with before you. And women, they have all kinds of diseases, you know, down there.” I was eight, maybe nine [...]

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A Prison Myth Explained

January 27, 2010

There’s a story going around about what you should do on your first day in prison, namely, attack the biggest, baddest guy in the joint. The idea behind this is that if you’re crazy enough and tough enough to take on the biggest guy, then the other inmates will leave you alone. What people don’t [...]

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