June 25, 2010
I don’t know him that well. He keeps mouthwash on his desk. Because loving Freddy Mercury does not entitle someone to the nickname “Freddy” or “Mercury.” I got into Cornell without his help. He tried to give me an Army of One t-shirt, but I turned him down and he acted all hurt like I [...]
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November 16, 2009
I’m sure you get this all the time, but my honey doesn’t taste right lately. Is that my fault or the bees? –Aftertaste in Ohio Yes, I’ve had this question before. About 47,000 times. But you’d know this if you actually read the column. If you say, I know you get this all the time, [...]
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