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Failed Ad Campaigns for Tongs

December 27, 2009

Tongs: It’s Time You Stopped Burning Yourself Pinch, Lift, Place, Hell Yeah! Tongs: These Ain’t Your Mommy’s Tweezers We’re Long, We’re Strong…You Know Where This is Going. Do It Tong-ether Less Asian Than Chopsticks For When You Just Don’t Want to Touch It

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One Last Attempt to Get Me Ballooning

November 7, 2009

My father thinks that he can get me to go in a hot air balloon by bringing a basket home and having me get used to it. Come on in, he says inside it. Feel the strength of the wicker. But I’m not afraid of the basket, I’m afraid of falling out. He puts things [...]

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