May 14, 2012
We did it everybody. We fucking DID IT!! [raises can of Coors] I remember when those assholes at Elmer’s were like “Double-sided Tape? It’s called GLUE.” We showed them, didn’t we. We SHOWED THEM…the assholes… [deep drink of Coors] So what’s next everybody? Where are we going? Cause I’m going to the FUCKING MOON The [...]
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October 31, 2010
I’ve only had two earaches ever. I don’t remember the first—I was eight months old—and at nineteen I feel much too old to have this one. After all, infants get earaches; adults get Hepatitis. I shouldn’t complain—I’m not losing my toes to frostbite—but my eardrum’s throbbing, and every pass of blood feels like Keith Moon’s [...]
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