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Actual Lines I’ve Used In My Father’s Poetry Slam Introductions

December 1, 2010

Where my rhymers at tonight? What what…what!” Somewhere Eminem’s dad is drunk. That last lady was great. Dad, why are you always following the black lesbian? This next guy is 50% responsible for me being here today. Dad, I’d like you to meet Mom’s old boyfriend, Carl. Somebody, beat box on three… That last guy [...]

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Niche Market Energy Drinks

October 29, 2009

CONTRIBUTED BY JOSHUA FOSTER (Rigby, ID) Man Milk (cowboys, bovine industry participants) 43 Hour Energy (cougars) En-Jamb (slam poets) MEGA WOWEE YEHAA! (non-English speaking minorities) Methampheta-Mile (long-haul truckers) Needlez (quilters, crafty types) Yonkers (New Yorkers, pornographers)

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