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Ask Carrie’s Mother, Margaret White

August 19, 2011

I’m having a hard time talking with my son about terrorism. I don’t want to lie to him and say that there’s nothing to be afraid of, but I don’t want to scare him either. And I don’t want him to assume that all Middle Easterners are out to blow us up. Where is [...]

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The Devil Reflects on His Loss of Charlie Daniel’s Soul

May 4, 2011

Did it hurt losing in a fiddle-off? Of course it did. You don’t wake up thinking to yourself, “Is today the day I lose a Fiddle-Off to some guy named Charlie?” You think, “Should I start a war? Put enemies’ children in bed with each other?” You even think, “Will I make it back in [...]

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Rules for My Boyfriend When Meeting My Father

April 4, 2010

1. When shaking his hand, put your off-hand on his shaking hand, providing a snug shake-pillow. Hold for one to two beats, then release your hands gently. This will show him that you’re committed, that you’re brave enough to put two hands to his one. My father is a huge man and few people do [...]

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