Paul Farnsworth: “Fists of Fury” Mrs. Benson: “That’s great, Paul. I really like your impulse to accommodate our students of Asian heritage.” Brianna Rush: “To the Moon” Mrs. Benson: “Excellent. We could build a paper mache moonscape on the stage and dress up a monkey in a little cosmonaut outfit.” Temple Salvadaras: “All Quiet on [...]
Who Cares Suck-It! Bull Death Eye Horse * Chinese Painting is Stupid Thriller ????????? This is Dumb General Franco’s Bombing of Guernica, Spain ** Fucking Retarded–Like This Class Swank Ms. Duval’s Obsession with Fucked Up Shit Titties on the Left Spanish Nightmare ** I Don’t Know Franco Wins, Bitches!…I’m Out * 10 Points Extra Credit [...]
