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8th Letter to My Unborn Daughter: Regrets, or a General Lack of Courage

August 10, 2011

  Hey Nicole, It’s me again. I don’t want you to assume that I love you more than your mother just because she refuses to write you. (Clearly, she’s making up for it.) Perhaps I’m just more in touch with my feelings (and faults) than your mother. She’d have to actually admit to having either, [...]

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Failed Ad Campaigns for Tongs

December 27, 2009

Tongs: It’s Time You Stopped Burning Yourself Pinch, Lift, Place, Hell Yeah! Tongs: These Ain’t Your Mommy’s Tweezers We’re Long, We’re Strong…You Know Where This is Going. Do It Tong-ether Less Asian Than Chopsticks For When You Just Don’t Want to Touch It

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